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Lizzie

A Scouse fairy tale.......

Once upon a time......
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there was a Scouse princess called
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Matilda who lived......



(Morning Barbs you up early and I am off to bed..... Laughing  and the Beatles are playing on the radio)
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Morning....errr...goodnight Lizzie.... Laughing


in St John's Tower
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every day she went to Dinglely dell........
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Just to ring her bell
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and to wiggle her toes in Dingle Brook
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One day, a frog appeared
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.. and croaked  ' Alright Der Lar !
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the princess was taken a back by this
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because she was from Aigburth
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whose inhabitants spoke as if  they  had a mouthfull of scrubbing brushes
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rammed where the s*n don't shine
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The frog asked her if she knew of the wicked Elves
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who lived in Old Swan
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and worked in...... 'elf and safety'.........yeah I know  Rolling Eyes
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The Scouse Princess replied... Yeah too right froggie Lar,  Der Dead Sound them little  Elves.
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'speshly the one with the big
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teeth and the tickling stick
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The frog told the Princess that, if she
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kissed him he would
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tell the Dragon who lived in Otterspool prom
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who's fiery breath can curdle milk
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On hearing this Froggie was hopping Mad and...
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before he knew it she kissed him
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Almost gave him a tonsillectomy, her tongue
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became kinda split like a snakes
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not only was she a princes she was also a Witch
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The witch of old Liverpool town. She
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Was my Ex Shocked
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Shocked

SM's ex had snakes for hair and big mad eyes. She
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Met him in the Grafton
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dancing with Brainbox  Laughing
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Before slipping off the the Coconut Grove to see if
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Tom  oConner   was on
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But he wasn't. Jerry Marsden's mum was instead.
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But she got bored and went to the witches coven in Liverpool One
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where she made a brew! She used nettles which caused
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her hands to turn green
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which scared the dog who pooped in fright
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all over a passing goblin
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who straight away jumped in to a nearby stream
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in Tue Brook. The local scallies however
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threw stones at him and wouldn't let him ovt
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so he started to swim
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or should i say doggie paddle
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and headed for New Brighton
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but half way he got in to difficulties
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and was picked up by the Royal Iris
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and who should be on board but
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But didnt have a Passport for that country so headed for Birkenhead instead    Embarassed  Embarassed  Embarassed  Embarassed  'Ang on I think I have missed a page out   Razz


Edit :
Sorted it Now.....And who should be on board but..............................................Why Kermit the Frog of course.
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Kermit was an american scouser who loved nothing more than  a good
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Jump !
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night out with Miss Piggy
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brainbox wrote:
Jump !

q27  q27 I was trying to be clean for once Very Happy
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Well Scousemouse. as we posted together we could maybe combine are efforts and alter it to

Jump with Miss Piggy

Laughing  Laughing
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who was from the Wirral. She
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was actually a fairy  who loved nothing better than going to The KOP
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with Pete Price and Herbert the Hairdresser
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She was in charge of the Football Fairies association and knew that
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OMG Herbert the Hairdresser..what a blast from the past.....


they needed to get up to scratch if there were to beat
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Lizzie wrote:
OMG Herbert the Hairdresser..what a blast from the past.....


they needed to get up to scratch if there were to beat

Yer hes still going realy nice guy very camp but good fun, hes recording a tv reality show for screening in September
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the mighty ogres from Waterloo who were
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league champions
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in the diddy men tickling stick world cup
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Ken Dodd appeared wearing a tutu
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and ballet shoes
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and had dyed his hair pink
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Barbie wrote:
and had dyed his hair pink

q27  q27 to go with his tutu
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He also had feathers in his hair which made Barbie's cat
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Tess think he was a bird
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and tried to fly to Wallasey but
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fur instead of feathers don't work
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and she dropped into the Mersey where she was picked up by a passing liner
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on its way to the cruise terminal
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but she jumped ship onto the Mersey Ferry to go to
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New Brighton
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and took with her a bucket and spade
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and a tin of salmon  for lunch
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but the salmon was nicked by a passing Albatross who took it to....
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Moreton to eat but dropped it on the beach
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where it was quickly taken by a gang of trolls
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and they headed back to Manchester. But some local scousers
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hijacked them and took them to
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Canny farm for
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Troll  bashing
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which was a popular sport back in the 1800's
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In fact it still happens to day on line
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but not in ourscouse forum, because the members are all cool. However, sometimes
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in the early hours of the morning
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someone sneaks in and nicks some of the posts, and
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puts them on the Dungeons and Dragons  web site much to the disgust of
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BB who argues that there is no such things as dragons. He does however
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Barbie wrote:
BB who argues that there is no such things as dragons. He does however

Concede that there may well have been in the past
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and  that the one in Otterspool Prom  looks like  dragon although
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it also resembled the ex wife. He thought that
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maybe he should investigate it further and see if
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it was indeed the old bat! He called a P. I. and got him onto the case
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Ellery Queen was his name.........uncovering the truth was his game......he took off a speed to the Prom
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and took with him, a picnic basket, flask and a bunch of bananas

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