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Lizzie

Christmas funnies......

have to watch the 20 second ad first but hang in.....its worth it in the end..... Laughing


http://video.uk.msn.com/watch/vid...-joe-boxers-jingle-bells/884acr6a
Lizzie

Barbie

q27  q27  q27 Yes, coming soon near you....
Barbie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PVhIMr4ScI
Lizzie

Laughing Barbie that’s my link on the first post..only yours is without the advert..its so funny

Do you think BB and MOJO would do that for our forum night out.......... Wink  Laughing
Lizzie

brainbox

Lizzie wrote:
Laughing Barbie that’s my link on the first post..only yours is without the advert..its so funny

Do you think BB and MOJO would do that for our forum night out.......... Wink  Laughing


q27  q27  q27  q27   Thats Brilliant. I'm game as long as MOJO is   Wink
I bagsie doing the little Pièce de résistance [ Yes I googled ]bit ,with the little Shimmy as done by the fella far right shown about 40 seconds in towards the end,  Razz
Lizzie

Laughing  Laughing  better get practising..you don’t want to disappoint us..........
Lizzie

Barbie

Lizzie, apologies....I didn't see your first post,  Embarassed  I only saw the cartoon.... Rolling Eyes
Lizzie

Laughing  Laughing No worries.......BB and MOJO can have one each as training videos Wink
brainbox

Lizzie wrote:
Laughing  Laughing  better get practising..you don’t want to disappoint us..........



Shocked
Do you have any particular maouvers in mind that you want me to concentrate on practicing Lizzie ?
Wink
Lizzie

Oh you know the one..............in out,in out and shake it all about  Wink  Laughing
Barbie

Lizzie

Laughing Barbie..took me a while to get that one..D'uh..... Embarassed  Laughing
Lizzie

Barbie

Laughing  Laughing Buzz off kids....


Barbie

Rusty Chevrolet

-- Funny Christmas Carols --

(To The Tune "Jingle Bells")

Dashing through the snow in my rusty Chevrolet.
Down the road I go, sliding all the way.
I need new piston rings. I need some new snow tires.
My car is held together by a piece of chicken wire!

Chorus
Oh, rust and smoke, the heater's broke, the door just blew away.
I light a match to see the dash and then I start to pray-ay.
The frame is bent, the muffler went, the radio's okay.
Oh, what fun it is to drive this rusty Chevrolet!

I went to IGA to get some Christmas cheer.
I just passed up my left front tire and it's gettin' hard to steer.
Speeding down the highway, right past the county cops.
I have to drag my swampers just to get the car to stop.

Chorus
Oh, rust and smoke, the heater's broke, the door just blew away.
I light a match to see the dash and then I start to pray-ay.
The frame is bent, the muffler went, the radio's okay.
Oh, what fun it is to drive this rusty Chevrolet!

Bouncing through the snowdrifts in a big, blue cloud of smoke.
People laugh as I drive by; I wonder what's the joke!
I have to get to Wal-Mart to pick up my layaway,
Cause Santa's comin' soon in his big, old, rusty sleigh!

Chorus
Oh, rust and smoke, the heater's broke, the door just blew away.
I light a match to see the dash and then I start to pray-ay.
The frame is bent, the muffler went, the radio's okay.
Oh, what fun it is to drive this rus-ty Chev-ro-let!
Barbie

Daddy’s Home And I Think He’s Drunk

-- Funny Christmas Carols --

(To The Tune Of “Santa Claus Is Coming To Town”)

Oh you better not shout,
You better not cry,
You better not pout,
I'm tellin' you why;

Daddy's home and I think he's drunk.

He's walkin' real slow,
He slurs when he speaks,
I don't even think
He’s shaved in two weeks,

Daddy's home and boy is he drunk.

He spent most of our money
On Johnny Walker Black
And then he took all of the rest
And lost it at the track.

Sooo.... You better not pout,
You better not cry,
I don't like that look in his eye,
Daddy's home and I think he's...
Daddy's home and boy is he...

Daddy's home and he's really drunk!
Lizzie

Laughing  Laughing  Brilliant
Alice

Barbie

Laughing  Laughing  Laughing



Lizzie

Alice

It better not be, or else I will blame B.B.

Barbie

Lizzie

Barbie

Razz  Razz






Alice

Great funnies!

Alice

No more sherry for Father Christmas!  Laughing

brainbox

Ha. Ive just caught up on this thread, Some great funnies here, They made me smile so much that for a minute or so I actually felt good about Christmas....Dont worry though I just thought about my Bank Account and Ive regained my senses   Laughing
Alice

brainbox wrote:
Ha. Ive just caught up on this thread, Some great funnies here, They made me smile so much that for a minute or so I actually felt good about Christmas....Dont worry though I just thought about my Bank Account and Ive regained my senses   Laughing


B.B. get that avatar changed for something festive!  Laughing
Alice

brainbox

Alice wrote:


I hope he Don't burn his bum.
Alice My Avatar is Christmassy,in a way,cos its taken from a Kids Toy called Brainbox
q7
Barbie

Alice

Lizzie

Valencia

Great funnies!  Laughing  Laughing
Barbie

Alice

Even Father Christmas gets frisky!

Barbie

ha...the size of her....errrm...nose..... Laughing



Lizzie

Barbie

Laughing  Razz




Barbie



Lizzie

Alice

Your avatars look very nice Barbie and Lizzie very festive!  Laughing
Lizzie

Yours is lovely too Alice..love that little snowman.....
Barbie






Just call me Jolly Angel Ears from now on please
Lizzie

I am Joyful Jolly Toes.don’t ya know............ Laughing  Laughing
Lizzie

Lizzie

Barbie

Lizzie....i love the one with the cat and dog on....
arrrr...you have a December birthday!
Alice

Really good funnies!  Laughing
Barbie

Barbie

Alice

So funny Barbie!
Barbie



Alice

Barbie wrote:




Love it!  Laughing
brainbox

Laughing  Laughing  Laughing
Just catching up on these ones  lol very good.

Loving the Tax office one   Wink
Barbie

Razz  Wink


Barbie

Lizzie






Lizzie

Barbie

Lizzie wrote:







Laughing  Laughing  Laughing

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