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Alice

Three word story

Once upon a time
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there was a
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scouse forum, and
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some posters,they
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were nice but
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others were not
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most like dirty
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innuendo, which includes
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saucy ones and
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naughty pictures. Sometimes
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we do jokes
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and sometimes we
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actually make sense.  Razz  Wink
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some may think
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we are mad
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and some may
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think we've escaped
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from Chester Zoo
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but actually, we
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Much more sensible
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than you think
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as we all
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are actually very
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much totally nuts.
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One fine day...
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many years ago
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at Butlins we
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danced and sang
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and got drunk
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with the locals
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We met loads
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of strange and
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interesting scousers who
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decided that Butlins
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was one big
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pick up joint
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which we smoked
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Until caught by
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a Red Coat
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in high heels
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and boiler suit
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and clip board
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He questioned us
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and we invited
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him and Mrs
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Smith to party
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down at Pontins.
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with flash harry.
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and Fancy Fred
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who wore dresses
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like wicked witches  Laughing
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with pointy hats
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and long broomsticks
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which were used
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to terrify the
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people in Manchester.
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and posh Chelsea
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The Londoners thought
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Rafa was rubbish
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and so decided
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to dance with
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with themselves,and
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this resulted in
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a massive jive
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of solo artists
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who did synchronised
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hopping,with a
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pole dancing baboon
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The hungry girls
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eyed the hoppers
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But then decided
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fish and chips
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was preferable to
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watching Coronation Street.
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which the boys
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all loved watcthing
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But I think
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we should camp
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on Mann Island
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Boys share and
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girls have own
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Come into our
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cave, said the
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boys for a
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couple of bevvies
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and a quick
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red large wine
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and then some
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nibbles and hot
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burning coals,which
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If You Are
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naked, burn your
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nether regions,and
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go to hospital
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in an ambulance
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for some treatment
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ouch I said
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as a nurse
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inserted a large
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thermometer into my

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