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Barbie

What's Your Excuse?

We all make them don't we? What's the funniest excuses you've heard or indeed, made yourself?

Here are some true (allegedly) excuses for not having a t.v. licence.

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Re: What's Your Excuse?

Barbie wrote:
We all make them don't we? What's the funniest excuses you've heard or indeed, made yourself?

Here are some true (allegedly) excuses for not having a t.v. licence.



How about..... ' I've not paid my TV License this year cos the programmes shown on the telly are a load of old  B@LL!*K$   ..... [Angry of  Scouseland ]

Razz
Barbie

Or, give them last year's and tell them, "It's last year's programmes, so it's last years licence!  Cool
Lizzie

Some good ones there......love the last one Laughing
Barbie

Some excuses are not funny.
Woman in work asked me if I want another cat. I asked why. She said, her niece's boyfriend has one, has had her for about 8 years. He has adored her for all them 8 years, even going as far as having her inoculated against cat diseases. Apparently the cat is adorable and adores this guy. He is all she has known for 8 years.
He is moving in with this woman's niece this saturday and the cat has to go! Her kid has asthma is the excuse!
The niece isn't even sure if she wants him to move in.  Rolling Eyes

So, this cat is now redundant and he hasnt left much time to find her a new home. The cat will fret at the cat rescue place after being spoiled for 8 long years. At her age, she will be luck yu if she gets re-homed. Older cats bring the problems of perhaps ill health which incur vet's fees. If she is re-homed or not she will be stressed. Therefore bringing her here is out the question cos my own cat will suffer stress and the fact that i will be at work all day makes me think of pressure cookers going off while I'm out.
If he takes it the RSPCA, he can rest assured his beloved cat will be PTS!  Crying or Very sad
I now have this cat on my conscience.
Damn people!
Would anybody here like a little pussy?  Sad


MOJO

A sad situation! I still feel guilty about giving my dog to someone, in 1982,when I went to work abroad! Bet she never forgave me! Sad
Barbie

At least your doggy got a new home with someone.
Alice

That is very sad Barbie, I do hope pussy finds a new nice home!

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